can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?
nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.
One shits you not
Also acceptable: This author shits you not
Also try to avoid “you” statements; that assumes.
Try: The author shits the reader not.
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL
SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING.
Too late
LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY
Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?
my organs have stopped functioning please let this happen
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
omfg. at first all i thought was ‘wow that guy has a really pointy bum’ LOLOL
Star Trek XII: Chekov Develops An Ulcer
Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck
someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution
No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.
sherlock says obviously more times than there are episodes of sherlock and i thnk that really says something
Obviously
#at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical
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